Australia is gorgeous. You’ve seen the movie. But it’s also scary, and they are endless pictures showing huge pythons eating everything to back me up. There are also a lot of photos of snakes on golf courses. Snakes in supermarkets. Snakes on planes. You catch my drift. And then there’s this video which basically shows a giant goanna lizard relaxing on a wall outside of a man’s house. Goannas are often found in eastern Australia, but they generally live in the bush. They can grow up to two meters in length and weigh up to 50 pounds. Well, this does it. I’m never moving to Australia.